{"slip": { "id": 159, "advice": "What's stopping you?"}}
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{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Well...","punchline":"That’s a deep subject.","id":64}
{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 16, "advice": "It's unlucky to be superstitious."}}
{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
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The Old Courthouse is a former judicial building in St Peter's Square in Ruthin, Denbighshire, North Wales. It is a Grade II* listed building. After many years in use as commercial premises, the building was brought back into public use in 2019 and now serves as a community venue and meeting place of Ruthin Town Council.
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{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
{"slip": { "id": 102, "advice": "Tell it like it is."}}
{"slip": { "id": 168, "advice": "Do a bit more for your friends."}}
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