{"fact":"Cats do not think that they are little people. They think that we are big cats. This influences their behavior in many ways.","length":124}
{"fact":"A tomcat (male cat) can begin mating when he is between 7 and 10 months old.","length":76}
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{"fact":"Neutering a cat extends its life span by two or three years.","length":60}
{"fact":"There are approximately 60,000 hairs per square inch on the back of a cat and about 120,000 per square inch on its underside.","length":125}
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