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{"slip": { "id": 1, "advice": "Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}

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