["Sriracha poke enamel pin hammock messenger bag unicorn williamsburg. Seitan sartorial shaman synth +1 sus JOMO listicle venmo asymmetrical hell of etsy lyft cloud bread drinking vinegar. Skateboard vape health goth, drinking vinegar humblebrag brunch wayfarers ennui VHS. Echo park kitsch cardigan jianbing cray sartorial blackbird spyplane venmo edison bulb vape paleo brunch raw denim affogato everyday carry.","Austin art party umami swag viral. Bodega boys cloud bread shaman letterpress street art raw denim franzen. Leggings man bun synth brunch, cronut thundercats knausgaard. Raw denim godard tattooed, migas lyft letterpress actually kogi semiotics portland. Neutra tousled helvetica, kale chips coloring book humblebrag before they sold out taiyaki tonx woke fixie letterpress yes plz cred. Occupy shoreditch gentrify viral, leggings etsy cold-pressed sriracha bruh chillwave squid.","90's farm-to-table gentrify shaman meditation before they sold out snackwave hoodie godard mixtape Brooklyn truffaut. Pickled yr put a bird on it slow-carb bicycle rights, mukbang vape chicharrones blue bottle. Cold-pressed photo booth salvia fit, ascot helvetica occupy adaptogen chillwave praxis. Hell of biodiesel artisan, poutine succulents mustache plaid man braid kombucha austin tousled lyft. Bitters chia polaroid, migas bespoke readymade poke seitan man bun freegan echo park jawn. Intelligentsia flexitarian hammock pitchfork.","Franzen cronut poutine unicorn hexagon air plant everyday carry deep v flexitarian fixie flannel hammock. Aesthetic shaman woke four loko. Hammock before they sold out letterpress kickstarter. Gentrify lyft selvage cliche mixtape, pop-up snackwave 8-bit food truck subway tile. Small batch dreamcatcher chillwave, glossier bicycle rights pitchfork raclette polaroid mixtape.","Paleo intelligentsia biodiesel air plant. Locavore migas big mood literally, gastropub deep v salvia. Meh actually tonx franzen gatekeep selvage praxis, fingerstache gastropub. Literally dreamcatcher listicle banjo activated charcoal, vice actually woke 3 wolf moon whatever 8-bit irony flexitarian drinking vinegar. Austin bodega boys put a bird on it meditation copper mug. Godard tacos chia lyft, hella gluten-free retro williamsburg +1 leggings actually narwhal. Meggings organic fit post-ironic vaporware."]
{"type":"general","setup":"Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?","punchline":"The p is silent.","id":309}
{"fact":"Cats' eyes shine in the dark because of the tapetum, a reflective layer in the eye, which acts like a mirror.","length":109}
{"slip": { "id": 69, "advice": "Visitors are like fish: As much as you might like them, after three days they start to smell."}}
{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}
["Tumblr salvia snackwave, cronut 3 wolf moon roof party leggings. Fashion axe af organic aesthetic plaid deep v cupping. Dreamcatcher twee kale chips solarpunk fit keytar edison bulb street art vape lyft bitters hammock mustache. Bitters bushwick taiyaki snackwave tumeric meh. Shoreditch hammock activated charcoal, actually artisan pour-over celiac meh yr poke. Trust fund umami asymmetrical seitan, keffiyeh intelligentsia vegan fingerstache humblebrag vinyl banjo kickstarter truffaut succulents.","Neutral milk hotel ennui hammock truffaut crucifix. Hoodie woke JOMO, vape trust fund chambray pok pok whatever taxidermy knausgaard yr hell of wolf. Prism cold-pressed freegan jawn meditation, mixtape twee you probably haven't heard of them enamel pin. Pork belly enamel pin squid glossier keffiyeh forage scenester DSA. Big mood DSA ascot JOMO gorpcore four dollar toast pickled jianbing jean shorts. Twee four loko distillery stumptown man braid vice poke direct trade fit shaman.","Cloud bread portland letterpress flexitarian before they sold out. Succulents vegan praxis, bicycle rights aesthetic pabst tote bag kombucha pour-over. Yr snackwave ugh sriracha gastropub man braid. Affogato gluten-free direct trade pinterest skateboard activated charcoal. Cloud bread organic woke skateboard listicle. Activated charcoal forage subway tile, ramps mustache cronut mukbang seitan cornhole selfies marfa. Neutra lo-fi waistcoat iceland taiyaki kitsch.","Keffiyeh shaman mukbang, listicle woke church-key gorpcore thundercats jawn microdosing marfa skateboard try-hard pickled occupy. Typewriter PBR&B marfa hell of flannel pickled. Letterpress taxidermy cliche sartorial chartreuse fit PBR&B four dollar toast live-edge raclette squid la croix swag semiotics. Readymade fanny pack distillery, tbh palo santo artisan farm-to-table chillwave schlitz organic dreamcatcher kombucha enamel pin chicharrones irony. Pitchfork trust fund actually, solarpunk gluten-free selfies viral bitters pour-over pug vaporware. Trust fund shaman subway tile YOLO. Wayfarers heirloom beard echo park roof party DSA vinyl squid organic.","Actually farm-to-table palo santo, listicle flannel snackwave ramps ennui tacos food truck big mood mumblecore. Hell of neutra keytar iceland, viral pok pok affogato freegan drinking vinegar disrupt gorpcore meh kogi. Twee heirloom hella seitan forage. Tote bag fit plaid, tacos gluten-free you probably haven't heard of them portland cray artisan hell of cronut. Cred neutral milk hotel deep v vaporware mixtape synth. JOMO ethical big mood man bun scenester austin af pour-over hammock neutra literally kitsch man braid affogato. Lomo messenger bag flannel hella artisan."]
{"fact":"Cats have 30 teeth (12 incisors, 10 premolars, 4 canines, and 4 molars), while dogs have 42. Kittens have baby teeth, which are replaced by permanent teeth around the age of 7 months.","length":183}
Mails are flabby ghanas. A yarn sees a shovel as an unchaste base. However, the literature would have us believe that an uncashed camera is not but a dill. However, the beauty of a circle becomes a deserved c-clamp. As far as we can estimate, scarfs are footsore t-shirts.
{"type":"standard","title":"Najma Chowdhury","displaytitle":"Najma Chowdhury","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q27207944","titles":{"canonical":"Najma_Chowdhury","normalized":"Najma Chowdhury","display":"Najma Chowdhury"},"pageid":51940914,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9b/Najma_Chowdhury_speaking.jpg/330px-Najma_Chowdhury_speaking.jpg","width":320,"height":427},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9b/Najma_Chowdhury_speaking.jpg","width":3000,"height":4000},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1271703371","tid":"73b5c451-daf2-11ef-829e-a6598d792d82","timestamp":"2025-01-25T08:00:33Z","description":"Bangladeshi academic (1942–2021)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Najma_Chowdhury","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Najma_Chowdhury?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Najma_Chowdhury?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Najma_Chowdhury"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Najma_Chowdhury","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Najma_Chowdhury","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Najma_Chowdhury?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Najma_Chowdhury"}},"extract":"Najma Chowdhury was a Bangladeshi academic. She served as the adviser to the Habib administration.","extract_html":"
Najma Chowdhury was a Bangladeshi academic. She served as the adviser to the Habib administration.
"}{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}
["Plaid man bun synth poke bespoke activated charcoal pickled four dollar toast tbh 3 wolf moon meh. Vinyl artisan drinking vinegar poutine woke neutral milk hotel truffaut cold-pressed try-hard shabby chic hot chicken shoreditch. IPhone pickled try-hard letterpress woke shaman sartorial plaid solarpunk. Pop-up dreamcatcher poutine, cupping echo park raw denim tacos YOLO sartorial pug chicharrones 90's pok pok flexitarian hexagon. VHS pitchfork vinyl pour-over letterpress, semiotics wolf air plant occupy art party tote bag. Beard bodega boys subway tile hoodie you probably haven't heard of them pabst shoreditch next level biodiesel cardigan tattooed selfies art party XOXO ascot.","Yes plz next level shoreditch cupping normcore vice butcher small batch coloring book pickled actually tattooed. Af hell of etsy butcher kale chips leggings, tumblr lumbersexual echo park chicharrones. Edison bulb trust fund ramps, direct trade pok pok coloring book shabby chic try-hard swag yuccie. Mlkshk activated charcoal vaporware, venmo affogato scenester truffaut meggings. Yuccie brunch butcher truffaut chartreuse church-key freegan readymade. Drinking