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{"fact":"The Ancient Egyptian word for cat was mau, which means \"to see\".","length":64}
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Georges Taconet was a provincial French composer based in Le Havre. He won the local Normandy prize Le prix Gossier in 1926.
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{"fact":"In just 7 years, one un-spayed female cat and one un-neutered male cat and their offspring can result in 420,000 kittens.","length":121}
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{"slip": { "id": 63, "advice": "If you're squashed close to strangers on public transport, try not to be rude to them. No one likes those situations."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
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The Nokia 6120 classic is a mid-range mobile phone from Nokia that was announced on 17 April 2007. It runs on Symbian v9.2 with a S60 3rd Edition FP1 user interface.
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